Friday, July 31, 2009

Revenge

I left a note by the door which said DND. It may have been too subtle but I thought everyone had the understanding of the social norms. I was wrong all along. I was watching the Erin Andrews videos when someone stormed off my room. I was wondering if he never really read the gigantic sign or he was too insensitive to mind. That fag must pay!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

I want to sleep

As in now! zzzzzzzzzzzz..

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Turn the Other Butt Cheek

Hey Jude, I know you workout every other day. I saw you take that route towards the gym. But I never mustered enough courage to approach you.

Hey Jude, I wonder if you ever became so carefree when swimming.

Hey Jude, do tell me when you're taking a dip on the pool. I'll watch you race your lungs out to the finish line.

Hey Jude, please choose wisely. Heed my advice. Or take the Ricky Berens swimsuit consequence.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Cute Kids

I remember the cute kid in Youtube singing Hey Jude.

Cute little kids are indeed cute, especially when they have very good talents. I call them child prodigy.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

When All Else Fails

While wallowing in despair, a bright idea donned upon me. As I was starting to feel like a complete ass in my field, I needed a fallback plan, the easiest way out. I had to rule out marrying a filthy rich man though. I didn't want to get married but I feel like adopting kids.

I'd like to be an executive, someone regarded so high by people. I feel for Ms. Andrews who had been harassed in all levels. The Erin Andrews Peephole Tape Video shows the complete opposite of every girl's aspiration.